Fuer die englisch kenner.

Rocky Mountains · Samstag um 17:13

Bavarianbrit schrieb:
Putin is a bit nervy about the way things are going, so he has one of his FSB henchmen snatch a renowned Romany fortune teller off from the streets of Moscow. She's bagged up and tied up, her crystal ball is lifted from her humble abode and thrown in a van with her and off they whisk her to his Dacha.
A bit bedraggled, but none the worse for the experience, she’s seated at a simple table in front of Putin with her crystal ball.

Putin: “Romany peasant, you are the best fortune teller in all of Russia. Tell me what the future holds for our great country.”

The fortune teller waves her hands around the crystal ball. Looks deep into the crystal, waves her hands a bit faster, looks again into the crystal and says. “The crystal ball draws on powers you will never understand. It is always right. I have consulted the crystal, seen the future for Russia written out in front of my very eyes….”

Putin is on the end of his chair, his brow is tense and lined.

Putin: “Romany peasant, what did it say?”

Fortune Teller: “No idea”

Putin: “What do you mean, no idea?”

Fortune Teller: “Well, it was all written in Chinese…..”

Wir sollten nicht vergessen dass Russland und China in einer "arranged " Marriage sind, arranged by the West I may ad. What a Bunch of Idiots most of our western Leaders are !

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